*at Sherwood Florist II, Gotham City*

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*cradling the phone between her ear and shoulder*

A dozen long-stemmed red roses. Might I suggest some Queen Anne's lace, for contrast? Well, it's very pretty. No, they really aren't weeds. They make a spectacular show against the red, and in general make the--yes, that's right. They make the bouquet look bigger. No, it wouldn't add much to the total cost at all, and I think you'll find her reaction makes it worthwhile. Absolutely. Yes. Thank you. They'll be there on Monday. Thank you for your business.

*hangs up phone and mutters*

Thank you for wanting yet another assembly-line floral tribute. Does everyone have to be so boring when they Say It with Flowers?

*yells to the back*

Eddie! We've got another order for 12 red, but I talked 'em into sticking some QAs in there.

*turns around as the bell over the door rings, and puts on a friendly smile*

Hello! Welcome to Sherwood Florist.