"You were given a reasonable amount of time to mourn for what was you," she says coldly. "Let me do the same. I want everyone to stop telling me what I did was understandable and just let me feel awful for a while."

She takes another swig. Then, she snickers. "I thought I might try to put you and Tara together. You can't tell me that isn't crazy. And side-splittingly funny. But mostly crazy."