lordcobblepot.livejournal.comFinishing his breakfast, Penguin dabs his mouth, and stands up. Certainly, a warehouse on the docks was not the best establishment for a modern feudal lord about town but one had to make concessions when the Batman was in a particularly bad mood.
"Mister Pine." Penguin says to the rail-thin Latin American man in a style of suit that went out with the 1980s computer industry. The man looks up, putting out his cigarette. "Phase three is going well, I take it?"
"Si." The man mumbles, never looking penguin in the eye as he pulls a PDA out of his shoulder holster. A few calculations later, he nods. "Si. Just like you said, sir, sku-sku-skim off the top. Only snag is an A-Factor in Hub. Su-supplies are in place." Pine looked over to his partner within The Penguin's organization.
Miss Opal, a petite young black woman who seems uncomfortable in her pantssuit, looks up from her computer systems. "The A-Class is Murmur, sir. Confirmed from Central City police files we, ah, borrowed. Between this and the new Batwoman, there are...well, people are talking, sir."
"Durlesque." Penguin stated, rubbing his temples. "Kwaa, at least Joker's been quiet. That criminal clown clobberknocker loves timing like this." Seeing the blast of sheer terror in his henchpeople's eyes, Penguin smiles, smoothly. He always envied the reputation Joker had, even with white collar minions for hire-the fact that they were willing to be afraid in his presence just showed how effective his manipulations were in that regard. Nothing like fear of the competition to inspire loyalty-and anyone talented enough to earn a code name probably saw him as a father figure by now. Or at least an uptight uncle. "But this can work to our advantage. What are the chances Durlesque's witch hunt will run into this...Batwoman."
"I, uh, tha-" Mister Pine stutters, as he franticly types into his device. "We don't know enough to be shu-sure, but considering the t-timing I w-would give them a forty percent shot at an encounter."
"Excellent." Penguin's smile is smooth enough that butter would slip on it. "Miss Opal, activate our plants in his enforcers. I want data on this...Batwoman, and direct confrontation is our best chance. Have you sufficiently prepared the connection?"
Miss Opal blinks, and nods sharply, handing Penguin a cellular phone. "Just press send, sir. The call to Bane's island can't be traced..well, unless Calculator or someone's around, or The Oracle but I think that guy's a myth, really, I mean there's just no evidence of someone able to utilize even the best technology like tha-" Penguin idly tunes her out, hitting send. Mister Pine groans, seeing his boss's look, and puts on his "eager listener" face for Opal's latest conspiracy theory.
Satisfied, The Penguin sits back, waiting for Bane to pick up.