Black tie gala - formal wear required
Apr. 27th, 2006 09:05 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
But the swagman he up and he jumped in the water-hole,
Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree;
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"
He'd learned the song while in Australia, you can't go anywhere in the damn country without hearing the stupid ditty over and over, it's not what it sounds like. Matilda is a coat, and waltzing is looking for work the swagman is a laborer and sheep shearer walking from job to job for a few pennies here and there who ends up drowning himself in a waterhole so he doesn't get hung for stealing. Which really has no bearing on anything except the fact that nothing is really what it looks like so you'd better look it over more than once if you don't want to be fucked over by everyone you deal with.
Whatever Midnight was up to there was more to it than taunting John and showing his superiority. John had killed him at least once, been the cause of him dying several more times and he knew somewhere down the road the favor was going to be attempted to be repaid.
He'd gotten through the fitting of the tuxedo without anyone having to kill him or Zee having to pay off anyone for damages. He'd found reason to reject almost everything shown to him until he found what he was looking for. Granted it made him look like a childish bastard but that was pretty much what was expected of him. John had spent several months trying to gain membership in a certain club when he was younger, it involved lots of black tie affairs and he knew how a person in a tux could cut a devastating swath through the ladies in one. But he despised them because they were the ultimate symbol of being fake, fake magicians with their champagne and caviar locked away from the real world and pretending to be better than everyone else. Give him a pub anyday.
( Once he had the Tuxedo in hand he had things to do that kept him busy for a couple of days )
Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree;
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"
He'd learned the song while in Australia, you can't go anywhere in the damn country without hearing the stupid ditty over and over, it's not what it sounds like. Matilda is a coat, and waltzing is looking for work the swagman is a laborer and sheep shearer walking from job to job for a few pennies here and there who ends up drowning himself in a waterhole so he doesn't get hung for stealing. Which really has no bearing on anything except the fact that nothing is really what it looks like so you'd better look it over more than once if you don't want to be fucked over by everyone you deal with.
Whatever Midnight was up to there was more to it than taunting John and showing his superiority. John had killed him at least once, been the cause of him dying several more times and he knew somewhere down the road the favor was going to be attempted to be repaid.
He'd gotten through the fitting of the tuxedo without anyone having to kill him or Zee having to pay off anyone for damages. He'd found reason to reject almost everything shown to him until he found what he was looking for. Granted it made him look like a childish bastard but that was pretty much what was expected of him. John had spent several months trying to gain membership in a certain club when he was younger, it involved lots of black tie affairs and he knew how a person in a tux could cut a devastating swath through the ladies in one. But he despised them because they were the ultimate symbol of being fake, fake magicians with their champagne and caviar locked away from the real world and pretending to be better than everyone else. Give him a pub anyday.
( Once he had the Tuxedo in hand he had things to do that kept him busy for a couple of days )