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An excellent game today, here in Gotham Field. The score is 2 to 1, Giants, as we enter the bottom of the fifth inning. Martinez is up to bat...

Here's the pitch... Ball one.

Oops! Heh... looks like someone is playing a little practical joke... there's a large cloud of smoke rising from both dugouts. Not a very funny joke here in Gotham, but at least it's not purple or green. The umpire hasn't seemed to notice it, though, and Herges is ready to pitch again.

And the pitch... Wow! That one came awfully close... The umpire has called it a strike, though...

Hernandez is arguing with the umpire... looks like... Oh my god! Hernandez has attacked the umpire with his bat! Oh my god! Oh, good lord! He's not stopping!

The Giants are rushing the field... and here comes the Knights...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is... I have never seen such a thing in my life...

There's still more smoke entering the field, and... and throughout the stands... there's rioting in the stands...

...Terry? You're going to blame this on me, aren't you? Aren't you, Terry? Fire me, will you... I swear to god you'll never get a chance! YOU FU...

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