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"... and as we're heading to the halfway point of this hour, we've just got a report in from our traffic watch. Seems that about 15 minutes ago, one of New York's Finest spotted a guy--or maybe it was a girl, let's not be sexist--crawling up the Chrysler Building. Yeah, I said 'crawling.' Anyone else see a guy in blue and red spandex around town lately? Man. We've got someone here at the station calling the JSA to see if they have a comment on this mysterious building-crawler, but let's open up the phone lines, see if any of our listeners know anything--"