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The phone rings loudly, echoing through the tiny apartment.

"Cheeks, can you get that?" comes the shouted response from the green-suited figure in the kitchen, busily folding dishtowels into the shapes of various superhero insignias.

Date: 2012-03-01 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jla-extras.livejournal.com
The white-bearded man in the red suit sits dejectedly on a bench - looking surprisingly comfortable despite the layers of clothing he's wearing. He looks up as Ambush Bug approaches.


Date: 2012-03-01 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jla-extras.livejournal.com
He holds up his green-mittened hands and nods solemnly.

"That's right, Irwin. I'm Kris Kring-L, Santa Claus of Earth Two."

Date: 2012-03-01 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jla-extras.livejournal.com
Kring-L bites his lip, looking away for a moment - unable to bring himself to correct Ambush Bug's supposition with the truth just now.

"So, listen.. I need your help, Irwin."

Date: 2012-03-01 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jla-extras.livejournal.com
Santa waves his hands to try and prevent Ambush Bug from raising his hopes any higher.

"No, no. Nothing like that. I .. I just need some bail money. I can pay you back once I get back to the South Pole*."

* Editor's note : unlike the Santa Claus of Earth One, the Santa of Earth Two built his toy factory of Solitude in the Antarctic!

Date: 2012-03-01 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jla-extras.livejournal.com
Santa shrugs his shoulders, the sad gesture merely causing his belly to shake like a cupful of jelly.

"Apparently, the RIAA really, really frowns on music sharing across dimensional or vibrational boundaries."


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