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jla_watchtower2010-04-07 11:26 pm
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Teenage Dirtbag
LAST TIME, ON TEEN TITANS:
"Hey, there have been some strange deaths at this local high school!"
"We should investigate gang!"
"Golly, could the school psychiatrist be doing something to the kids?"
"Oh no, Raven doesn't know that the school shrink is Spellbinder! And she's at a therapy session!"
NOW:
"Excuse me!" Beast Boy shouts, hopping over a shocked student, flipping between a kangaroo, a cheetah, and his human form to blur through the school as fast as he can. He slams against the school psychologist's office door, goes, "OW! Ooooowwwwwwww." Beast Boy hisses, rubbing his shoulder and wincing. "Stupid fancy new doors."
Beast Boy tugs on the handle a little, pushes, and finally realizes its one of those doors you pull. One opening later, he bursts in on the sinister session! "Hold it right there!" Beast Boy exclaims, pointing a finger at, well, whoever's right in front of him. This is about when Garfield notices a familiar red glow. "Oh. Huh." Beast Boy pales a little, "...tthhiiisss isn't gonna end well..."
"Hey, there have been some strange deaths at this local high school!"
"We should investigate gang!"
"Golly, could the school psychiatrist be doing something to the kids?"
"Oh no, Raven doesn't know that the school shrink is Spellbinder! And she's at a therapy session!"
NOW:
"Excuse me!" Beast Boy shouts, hopping over a shocked student, flipping between a kangaroo, a cheetah, and his human form to blur through the school as fast as he can. He slams against the school psychologist's office door, goes, "OW! Ooooowwwwwwww." Beast Boy hisses, rubbing his shoulder and wincing. "Stupid fancy new doors."
Beast Boy tugs on the handle a little, pushes, and finally realizes its one of those doors you pull. One opening later, he bursts in on the sinister session! "Hold it right there!" Beast Boy exclaims, pointing a finger at, well, whoever's right in front of him. This is about when Garfield notices a familiar red glow. "Oh. Huh." Beast Boy pales a little, "...tthhiiisss isn't gonna end well..."