Teenage Dirtbag

[beastlyboy.livejournal.com]

LAST TIME, ON TEEN TITANS:

"Hey, there have been some strange deaths at this local high school!"

"We should investigate gang!"

"Golly, could the school psychiatrist be doing something to the kids?"

"Oh no, Raven doesn't know that the school shrink is Spellbinder! And she's at a therapy session!"

NOW:

"Excuse me!" Beast Boy shouts, hopping over a shocked student, flipping between a kangaroo, a cheetah, and his human form to blur through the school as fast as he can. He slams against the school psychologist's office door, goes, "OW! Ooooowwwwwwww." Beast Boy hisses, rubbing his shoulder and wincing. "Stupid fancy new doors."

Beast Boy tugs on the handle a little, pushes, and finally realizes its one of those doors you pull. One opening later, he bursts in on the sinister session! "Hold it right there!" Beast Boy exclaims, pointing a finger at, well, whoever's right in front of him. This is about when Garfield notices a familiar red glow. "Oh. Huh." Beast Boy pales a little, "...tthhiiisss isn't gonna end well..."

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[azarath-raven.livejournal.com]

No....Raven isn't very happy right about now. Gone is the guise of the calm, rational new schoolgirl. No. Anything that she'd been trying to be earlier in the morning right now was gone. Right now, Raven was standing over Spellbinder, her fingers wrapped around her throat.

"You like pain, correct?" she hissed at the woman, "Tell me...how much pain are you willing to take before you crack under the strain?"

She whipped her head around when Beast Boy opened the door. "LEAVE!" He'd soon feel a nasty backlash, as Raven directed the anger and fury that she was feeling towards him!

[beastlyboy.livejournal.com]

"Is this cause I wouldn't record 'I <3 Vampires' for you?" Beast Boy asks, before a wave of rage sends him flying out of the room and into a locker, which proceeds to crumple, leaving Garfield at an awkward angle.

"c-calling all titans." Beast Boy moans into his communicator pin, as he slumps to the ground, trying to shake the pain and emotional disturbance off, "We've gotta code 'R'. Gonna try to get her attention."

Stumbling to his feet, Beast Boy takes a moment to shrug helplessly at a few of the kids watching the developing fight. "We ran outta Midol." And with that, Beast Boy the kangaroo's hopping back into the room! "-hey Raaaaaeeeee-Rrrraaaeeeee! Why did the goth chick cross the road?"

[azarath-raven.livejournal.com]

Beast Boy temporarily disabled, Raven turned her attention back to Spellbinder. "The pain," she said, lashing out at the woman, directing all of her anger and fury at her, "Coursing through you veins right now...you like this, yes?" A twisted grin crossed her face. "What? Not good enough? I'm sorry...let me fix that for you." The emotional force intensified, as Raven let all of her restraints go, not caring what happened to Spellbinder. She shouldn't have tested her limits.

When Beast Boy returned, she whipped her head around, snarling at him. "That...is...not...FUNNY!"

[beastlyboy.livejournal.com]

"Well I didn't get to the punch line yet." Little more than a loud mouthed green blur, Beast Boy is suddenly on Raven's other side! (Having gone from human to a rabbit and then twisting into an octopus, wrapping tentacles around Raven's arms and hands to try and pry them off of the Spellbinder's throat.)

"See, wait for it, she wanted to have more dark meat!" Beast Boy chuckle-laughs obnoxiously(Beast Boy likes to avoid talking while in animal form because it is hell on his throat.), "See? See, she's a girl AND a chicken! That's why its funny!"

[kidflash2.livejournal.com]

Kid Flash is the first other Titan on the scene, appearing in a yellow and red blur.

"Hey, Gar, I forgot, what's a code R agai.. oh, right."

[aflyinggrayson.livejournal.com]

And Nightwing, since he has some teleportation perks through the Justice League, is not far behind.

"What's going...awwww, hell."

[azarath-raven.livejournal.com]

"You're not funny." Raven struggled. "Your jokes are NEVER funny."

This was making her even angrier, as she directed her wrath and fury to everyone with standing distance.

[beastlyboy.livejournal.com]

"Wait..." Beast Boy struggled RIGHT BACK, though he wasn't quite willing to be as brutal as he could in this form. "..."Waiter, waiter, there's a dead squid in my soup!" so I said, "I'm not dead, miss, just dreaming..."

Boom! Beast Boy gets a face full of hex, forced into a hairy, fanged, clawed humanoid form as he slams against the wall. "Run!" Beast Boy(?) snaps animalisticly at Spellbinder, knowing she's got about a second before Raven's choking her again.

And then...oh thank God, its Dick, not his evil twin that Raven used to like using as a henchman during her Little Moments. "Hey, Nightwing! What do you store your heavy velvet cape in for the summer?" Beast Boy turns kangaroo again, bouncing up above where he's pretty sure Raven'll shoot, twisting back into his proper human form to add, "Goth balls!"

Another leap, and he's by Kid Flash, "Hey, KF, how do you get a goth out of a tree?" Beast Boy winks, fakes left, and leaps out of the room, not before shouting, "You cut the rope!"

Hopefully she'll be ticked off enough to follow, Beast Boy hopes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bird_of_flame_/]

Outside the room, Flamebird is skidding to a stop just as Beast Boy leaps out of the room. It took her a bit to get to here from where she'd been waiting to be back up if needed. "I take it we're to the running from the creature of immense power portion of the program?"

[aflyinggrayson.livejournal.com]

"Honestly, I don't know what the hell we're doing," Nightwing replies with a glance at Gar. "And you know, that's not funny."

[kidflash2.livejournal.com]

"I don't get it. Why would a goth be tied to a tree?"

He's back on his feet, of course, and running - hitting Raven with short bursts of air from windmilling his arms, to try and keep her distracted.

[beastlyboy.livejournal.com]

Beast Boy makes a few expressive arm gestures, trying to subtly indicate to his teammates that, yes, he is trying to lure Raven outside where she can be pacified without as much risk to other people.

This amounts to Beast Boy pointing out the window, doing a 'shh!' motion with his hands, slipping on a gum wrapper and falling on his ass. "ow..."

[kidflash2.livejournal.com]

Bart seems to get the hint, shifting those miniature cyclones to try and blow Raven out the window.

[azarath-raven.livejournal.com]

Raven glowered at Beast Boy. "You-are an unbelievably pathetic waste of life," she snarled at him, "It disgusts me." She opened up another release of her anger and frustration aimed at Beat Boy...

Only to get blown out the window by Bart, landing flat on her ass.

Now? She's REALLY angry.

[beastlyboy.livejournal.com]

A problem about fighting magic: Beast Boy can usually change into an animal better suited to handle the sort of pain that a threat dishes out. But there isn't an animal on earth that handles psychic hate rays well, and the changeling is blasted to the ground, his chest marred by an ugly red mark where flesh was ripped open by empathic friction. Smoke rises from the impact point.

For a moment, Beast Boy is still. He doesn't even breathe.

"...one of these days." Gar wheezes, holding his throat and groaning as his malleable flesh twists around. "...she's really gonna hurt my feelings, sayin things like that."

There's a flash, and a frog, and Beast Boy's humanoid again, on his feet and only looking a little terrible. He gives Flamebird a wink and Nightwing a grin, throwing a thumbs up at Kid Flash. He then starts running forward, knuckles scraping against the ground occasionally as the Beast Boy gets ready to hop through the window Kid Flash kicked Raven out of.

"I may be disgusting! I may be pathetic! I may have been dumped by a flower!" Beast Boy shouts, grinning like a maniac as he falls towards the ground, "But can you do THIS?!"

There's a shadow over Raven's position on the ground; this is on account of a green bull elephant falling three stories towards her. Beast Boy's trunk trumpets as he falls, exalting in the clownishness of it all.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bird_of_flame_/]

Flamebird looks toward Nightwing with a questioning look on her face. Then she shrugs and points toward the window that's been broken through. Turning, she runs to follow Gar out of the window, taking a diving leap. Luckily, there are trees out there that she can swing off the branches to land near by.

She should really take a bit better look before she leaps but, well, maybe next time.