Somewhere in Metropolis
Mar. 17th, 2006 10:40 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
POP!
A green man appears with a rush of air, grasping at the two orange antennae that protrude from his head. "C'mon, you meshuggeneh suit, I..."
Cut off in mid-rant, Ambush Bug pauses to look around him. He's standing in an alleyway, and a few of the passers-by on the sidewalk have stopped to raise eyebrows at the strange green man talking to himself. His eyes light up, and he rushes forward, grabbing the nearest person he can lay hands on, a gent in a business suit.
"What universe is this? Quickly, man!"
The bewildered citizen blinks. "I.. What the hell do you mean, what universe is this? How many do you think there are?"
Growing agitated quickly, Ambush Bug shouts, "I don't know.. At least five! I lost count when I visited the Zoo Crew. Just tell me .. is this Metropolis?"
The hapless businessman relaxes a little.. he knows the answer to that question well enough. He smiles, slowly raising his finger to point out the clearly visible icon atop the Daily Planet building nearby. "Does that answer your question?"
Following the line of the man's index finger, the Bug does a classic double-take at the golden globe of the major metropolitan newspaper. "I made it!" He releases the citizen, letting him pass on his way. "I made it back!"
He dances a brief giddy jig, and begins to gush. "Oh, I was in this awful place, there were these horrible midgets, and they wanted me to follow this yellow metallic road.. " He begins hugging random passers-by. "And you were there, and you.. Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!"
Ignoring the stir his antics are creating amongst the crowd, he grows suddenly serious, placing his finger on his chin thoughtfully. "First, I've got to check in on Cheeks - who knows how long I've been gone? Poor little guy, all alone in the apartment. Then - I've got to warn Superman! I just hope he hasn't ended up as a male stripper yet.."
He takes off at a run, heading towards Suicide Slum, and his apartment. "Feets, don't fail me now!"
A green man appears with a rush of air, grasping at the two orange antennae that protrude from his head. "C'mon, you meshuggeneh suit, I..."
Cut off in mid-rant, Ambush Bug pauses to look around him. He's standing in an alleyway, and a few of the passers-by on the sidewalk have stopped to raise eyebrows at the strange green man talking to himself. His eyes light up, and he rushes forward, grabbing the nearest person he can lay hands on, a gent in a business suit.
"What universe is this? Quickly, man!"
The bewildered citizen blinks. "I.. What the hell do you mean, what universe is this? How many do you think there are?"
Growing agitated quickly, Ambush Bug shouts, "I don't know.. At least five! I lost count when I visited the Zoo Crew. Just tell me .. is this Metropolis?"
The hapless businessman relaxes a little.. he knows the answer to that question well enough. He smiles, slowly raising his finger to point out the clearly visible icon atop the Daily Planet building nearby. "Does that answer your question?"
Following the line of the man's index finger, the Bug does a classic double-take at the golden globe of the major metropolitan newspaper. "I made it!" He releases the citizen, letting him pass on his way. "I made it back!"
He dances a brief giddy jig, and begins to gush. "Oh, I was in this awful place, there were these horrible midgets, and they wanted me to follow this yellow metallic road.. " He begins hugging random passers-by. "And you were there, and you.. Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!"
Ignoring the stir his antics are creating amongst the crowd, he grows suddenly serious, placing his finger on his chin thoughtfully. "First, I've got to check in on Cheeks - who knows how long I've been gone? Poor little guy, all alone in the apartment. Then - I've got to warn Superman! I just hope he hasn't ended up as a male stripper yet.."
He takes off at a run, heading towards Suicide Slum, and his apartment. "Feets, don't fail me now!"