Open Message to the Justice League

[azure-avenger.livejournal.com]

Ted speaks into his Justice League communicator, on a non-emergency channel, knowing the Watchtower's systems will record the message for the membership to listen to at their convenience.

"Blue Beetle, here. As you are all aware, I have been largely inactive in the League recently, due to an unfortunate physical condition that limited my ability to contribute - and as helpful as monitor duty is, I think I can do more."

Ted pauses as he thinks of how best to phrase what comes next.

"I've developed a .. tool that will allow me to ignore the physical condition. I feel I'm once again fit for more active duty in the League. I'm sure some of you will have questions about my solution.." Bruce. "..and I'm more than happy to answer those questions."

His tone lightens as the nervousness passes. "So give me a call here in the studio, we're taking requests on our All-Rock weekend here at WBTL. Beetle out."

Comments

[azure-avenger.livejournal.com]

"I can set my cell to vibrate, too. But you know, you're right. I am out of practice. All the more reason for me to be back at the table."

[fleet-feet.livejournal.com]

"Well, if you're gonna be back, be back. Don't just make your robot look interested while you're pounding back donuts."

[azure-avenger.livejournal.com]

"Well, I was going to hang onto the heart condition. Chicks dig a man with a bum ticker."